May 2012
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Brother: A lot of people are claiming they know who Amon really is, and they all seem to say the same thing.
Me: The cabbage merchant's descendent, right?
Him: ...what?
Me: The cabbage merchant's descendent.
Him: No, I have not heard that one, but if it it is true it is the best explanation ever.
Me: I know, right?
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seldo:
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Some People Who You’d Expect to Get Rich Didn’t Get Quite As Rich As You’d Think
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“Herbicide-tolerant maize does not occur in nature, it is true—but nor does any...”
– page 27 from “An Edible History of Humanity” by Tom Standage (9780802715883)
“Challenged on such matters in radio interviews, her usual tactic was to flail...”
– From “Weep, Pontius, For Thou Art Become Noddy” by Frank Key - http://hootingyard.org/archives/7386
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by Sophie Diao
“A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln...”
– Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)
what a radical idea yo
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