Stanley Kubrick on Life Playboy: If life is so purposeless, do you feel its...– Stanley Kubrick in interview for Playboy, Stanley Kubrick Interviews, University Press of Mississippi, 2001, p.73 (via amiquote) (via bobspace)
‘Talking of photography, Durrell’, he said at the end of tea, ‘have you seen...– Gerald Durrell was considering setting up his own conservation zoo on Jersey Island (now very successful) and was visiting various eminent figures for their advice. Among them was Sir Julian Huxley. This would have been in 1958 or 1959. Quote from ‘The Ark’s Anniversary by Gerald Durrell. [via...
P.S. This, too, shall pass. I soon will take my hammer named Margo and go down...– INSTANT T SHIRT. That is all. POST SCRIPT: Did you think I would forget to mention my appearance in STATE COLLEGE, PA tomorrow night? You thought wrong, because I AM A MONSTER. But this too shall pass. (via areasofmyexpertise)
Phone Confession Limericks
Miss L. will talk on the phone Of dudes she was willing bone But she found out their stores Of traditional mores And is happy to leave them alone
Mexican food + 80's dance party limericks
Dance ‘till your favorite part Where they mix up The Cure with some tart Like Debie Harry But also be wary That Chiplotle does not make you fart After good eats then dancing’s a must Get down with some Prince till you bust Relax, you cool dude And don’t ruin the mood As you poison the floor with crop dust Request your own limerick here. It’s Limerick Request Day.
“Write one for Rosie.” OK: Rose might want her name with no ‘i’ — I’ll await her permission to try. When she learns how to spell, She’ll eventually tell, But now when I ask she’ll just cry. Request your own limerick here. It’s Limerick Request Day.
In reply to Jason’s request: A Virginian in need of a ride Sends out tweets that are terribly snide It’s not that he’s mean But the Metro’s unclean And it brings out the monster inside.
Limerick Request Day
As a sample so you know what your request results in, so far, someone told me about a ridiculous phone call involving a patient. I wrote: There was a Floridian Flynn With a medically active chin So full of disease That it dropped to his knees And had to be thrown in the bin. This led to inappropriate laughter in the library on this beautiful day, so I wrote: Attempting to combat monotony, ...
Limerick Request Day
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day and because I am in the mood, today and today only I am writing free, quickly improvised Limericks specific to your given situation by request. Let me know what you’d like, and I’ll write what I can, OK?
bowtiesandbiscuits: 15th of March 2012. Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious.
The Chicago and Kansas concert in Boston has been changed to the Kansas and...– Google turns up nothing on the internet indicating someone says this on the Takako Minekawa track “T. T. T. (Turntable Tennis)” on the album Roomic Cube (1997). The closest I could find was a reference to the first sentence alone, which is spoken by a different female voice than the one...
The Story of the Return of the Gored Bullfighter...
lazybookreviews: Well. It’s probably a better life and death than being, um, a normal beef cow (I say as someone who eats a tremendous amount of meat), so I’m actually not particularly outraged, even by this: Since his hospitalization, Mr. Padilla says he has spent his time between medical visits training hard, adding that he had killed as many as 10 bulls on private farms in preparation...
Neil Gaiman: Spread the word... →
neil-gaiman: Douglas Adams The Party 11 March 2012 would have been Douglas Adams’ 60th Birthday. To celebrate this event, Douglas’ family and friends, in association with ‘Save The Rhino’ (one of Douglas’ favourite charities) are holding a very special birthday celebration in his honour at the…
Faithful Readers Will Have Heard This Before
lazybookreviews: …but this is me reminding everyone who reads the Hairpin to get out of their terrible relationship. This absolutely means you.
The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via newwavefeminism) (via beetleginny)